- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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