- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Flowers are colors Love me

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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