- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Please ignore this statement.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

9/11 my birthday

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A man did not like this site

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead