- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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