- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Women's Rights..

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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