why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Sam Hengal.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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