- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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