- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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