- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andoni was here

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Tall asians

I used to know what alzheimers was

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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