- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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