- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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