- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

PENIS lol

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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