- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I have cancer. And you're next.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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