- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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