What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why didn't he finish his

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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