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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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