a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What comes after 69? 70

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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