- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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