What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Chlamydia

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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