- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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