Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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