- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dumbledore dies.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A fat guy!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Pickles

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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