A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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