Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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