- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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