What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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