- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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