Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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deez nuts

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Basically

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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I'm hungry.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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DEATH.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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