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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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