- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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