- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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