- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

kieran is a homosexual

I just drank a cola.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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