- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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dallen loves penis

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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