- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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