Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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PICKLES

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I will create more jobs for americans

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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