- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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