how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

j.p. is dumb

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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