- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.