What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Anti Joke

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