Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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