- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Communism hehe xd

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Wait! hundred billions!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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