What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

say it ten times fast: oh

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A pope meets another one

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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