- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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