Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

nolan is gay

Anyone can post anything.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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