- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

think twice or at least think

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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