What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What is the difference?

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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