Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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