- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats green and lives in the water

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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