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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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