- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

The Oakland Raiders

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Women's rights

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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