- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's your blood type? Red.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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