- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??