- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A man did not like this site

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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