- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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