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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How do you end a sentence

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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the lemon was sweet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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