- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I named my son ps2 controller

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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