A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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