Dead girls can't say no.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Fox News

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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No antijoke here.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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