- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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