Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

The chickens have become self-aware!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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