- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I love pissing people off :P

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??