A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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