- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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