2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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