What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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