What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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