- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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