- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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