- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How old are you? 7

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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