Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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