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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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