- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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