why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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