if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Justin with a hat.

Lindsay Lohan

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I'm Polish.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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