What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Immigration Laws

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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