Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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