- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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