- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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