- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

the midget went to the midget store

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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