How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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