- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

this website is a bad joke

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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