Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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