- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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