- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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