- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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