- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

how much fish could a chicken

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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