- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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