- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Hail Hitler

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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