how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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