- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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