- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

hey hey apple

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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