- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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