- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I dont have a girlfriend

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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