- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

womens rights.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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