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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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