what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Drew Knowles is gay

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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