Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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24

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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