- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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