Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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bite me

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Urban ghettos

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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