What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

my penis

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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