- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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