- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

identical jokes get different votes.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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