- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Please ignore this statement.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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