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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Mogok Papiti.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Justin's life

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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