- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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