- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

9/11

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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