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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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