- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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