- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Albert <3 Hunter

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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