- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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