what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other