- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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