- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

800 people died last year. end of story

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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