- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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