- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

a man was shot.... he died

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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