1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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