So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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penis in the camel

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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