How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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