Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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my mind's eye?

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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