A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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